I completely forgot that Me Like Bees was playing Warped and I didn’t see them in Portland. Definitely going to see them today.
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
- me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)
starting a drug blog and going on an adventure.
after finding out that he:
is the same age as him:
I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am
Something here is wonky.
NO I DO NOT WANNA KNOW.